Wacky Wednesday

While in college, somehow we ended up with a coconut.  I don't really remember how we got it, but we did. We wanted to eat it.  The problem?  We only had a butter knife.  Here is a walk through of us trying to get into the goddamn coconut.

"Hmm maybe I can peel it?"

"Ok peeling didn't work.  Maybe I can stab it?"

"*&%&^$^%#$()("

"I'm gonna cut this bitch for finding this thing!"

"Take it outside and just throw the bitch"

"I promise it will be good Patty"

"At least the coconut has a sense of humor"

"We.Will.Always.Win.  Stupid coconut!"